Lawyers
for Britney Spears have made it clear that they won't standby to allow tabloids
to freely use the song title 'OOPS! I did it again', every time she becomes
pregnant.
An
expert on Britney Spears told this webpaper:
"The
OOPS! headline will become more and more off-putting the more babies she
has, and could impact on her attempts at breeding by baby number 5."
"All
of our projections show that she will be completely overwhelmed by baby number
10."
A
spokesman for Tabloid International, Rebekah Murdoch, called to say:
"We
will strongly challenge any attempts to stop us using the 'OOPS!' headline
in the courts."
"The
great thing is that the more babies she has the funnier that headline gets!!!
Or is that just me?"
The
singing sensation, Spears, is predicted to have at least 11 babies. That's according
to website HowManyBabiesShouldBritneyHave?.com.
Chart
News:
The
Baby Remix of "OOPS! I did it again" is currently topping the pop charts
in Ireland.
Correction:
In
an earlier story we mistakenly reported that Ms Spears has been cautioned by police
after having been caught breast feeding while driving her car. We have apologized
to Ms Spears and Mr Sean Preston for the error in our report and have agreed to
make a small donation to the charity 'Breast Feeding In The Wild'.
