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May 11, 2006
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Britney Spears May Sue Over 'OOPS! I Did It Again' Headlines

Baby Number Two Is On The Way

Lawyers for Britney Spears have made it clear that they won't standby to allow tabloids to freely use the song title 'OOPS! I did it again', every time she becomes pregnant.

An expert on Britney Spears told this webpaper:

"The OOPS! headline will become more and more off-putting the more babies she has, and could impact on her attempts at breeding by baby number 5."

"All of our projections show that she will be completely overwhelmed by baby number 10."

A spokesman for Tabloid International, Rebekah Murdoch, called to say:

"We will strongly challenge any attempts to stop us using the 'OOPS!' headline in the courts."

"The great thing is that the more babies she has the funnier that headline gets!!! Or is that just me?"

The singing sensation, Spears, is predicted to have at least 11 babies. That's according to website HowManyBabiesShouldBritneyHave?.com.

 

Chart News:

The Baby Remix of "OOPS! I did it again" is currently topping the pop charts in Ireland.

Correction:

In an earlier story we mistakenly reported that Ms Spears has been cautioned by police after having been caught breast feeding while driving her car. We have apologized to Ms Spears and Mr Sean Preston for the error in our report and have agreed to make a small donation to the charity 'Breast Feeding In The Wild'.

 

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