for Britney Spears have made it clear that they won't standby to allow tabloids
to freely use the song title 'OOPS! I did it again', every time she becomes
expert on Britney Spears told this webpaper:
OOPS! headline will become more and more off-putting the more babies she
has, and could impact on her attempts at breeding by baby number 5."
of our projections show that she will be completely overwhelmed by baby number
spokesman for Tabloid International, Rebekah Murdoch, called to say:
will strongly challenge any attempts to stop us using the 'OOPS!' headline
in the courts."
great thing is that the more babies she has the funnier that headline gets!!!
Or is that just me?"
singing sensation, Spears, is predicted to have at least 11 babies. That's according
to website HowManyBabiesShouldBritneyHave?.com.
Baby Remix of "OOPS! I did it again" is currently topping the pop charts
an earlier story we mistakenly reported that Ms Spears has been cautioned by police
after having been caught breast feeding while driving her car. We have apologized
to Ms Spears and Mr Sean Preston for the error in our report and have agreed to
make a small donation to the charity 'Breast Feeding In The Wild'.