theVoiceofReason.com
has managed to get the first picture of baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt on
any web site in the world.
We
obtained this picture after a vicious bidding war in which we were forced to kidnap
a leading Namibian athlete's girlfriend and pet guinea pig.
The
picture, of Shiloh Nouvel, age 3 days, is of her left hand and is published below
for the very first time on any website in the world.
Shiloh
Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left hand |
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theVoiceofReason.com
has put in threats for other pictures and currently have five people in detention.
A
spokesman for theVoiceofReason.com said:
"It
is regrettable that we had to resort to these tactics to get the picture of baby
Pitt but that's because of the climate in international entertainment publishing
today."
