has managed to get the first picture of baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt on
any web site in the world.
obtained this picture after a vicious bidding war in which we were forced to kidnap
a leading Namibian athlete's girlfriend and pet guinea pig.
picture, of Shiloh Nouvel, age 3 days, is of her left hand and is published below
for the very first time on any website in the world.
Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left hand
has put in threats for other pictures and currently have five people in detention.
spokesman for theVoiceofReason.com said:
is regrettable that we had to resort to these tactics to get the picture of baby
Pitt but that's because of the climate in international entertainment publishing