May 29, 2006
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Baby left hand picture of the year

First Picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Baby, Exclusive

The first picture has managed to get the first picture of baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt on any web site in the world.

We obtained this picture after a vicious bidding war in which we were forced to kidnap a leading Namibian athlete's girlfriend and pet guinea pig.

The picture, of Shiloh Nouvel, age 3 days, is of her left hand and is published below for the very first time on any website in the world.

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left hand
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt's left hand has put in threats for other pictures and currently have five people in detention.

A spokesman for said:

"It is regrettable that we had to resort to these tactics to get the picture of baby Pitt but that's because of the climate in international entertainment publishing today."

Other related Shiloh picture stories:

Brangelina Latest: Three Shiloh Related Baby Pictures 'Still Available'

Apology To People And Hello! Magazine For Publishing The Shiloh Baby Pictures Before They Did



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