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Should Tom Cruise Be Allowed To Eat His Own Baby's Placenta?
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What
do you think?
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Reports
in the press suggest that, on top of making sure the baby he is having with Katie
Holmes is delivered in complete silence (allegedly), Tom Cruise is to eat his
baby's placenta (allegedly again).
Should this be allowed? Our
commentators give us their views  | "Mmmmmh!
Pla-cen-ta..." | | | |  | "My
friend told me that eating the placenta is a bit like chewing on someone elses
dried up, really brown, 10-day-old chewing gum which has been warmed up slightly.
Both tasteless and yucky at the same time..." | | | |  | "Oh,
eating the placenta, that old chestnut! The decision one has to make is "shall
one dine on the placenta with a knife and fork or go al fresco?" Knife and
fork has a few good things going for it, because one can scrape off some of the
blood, faeces and giblets, however there is nothing like a nice munch of placenta,
lifted to your mouth with your very own fingers! A nice Chianti is also advisable,
actually about 8 bottles of the stuff should do the trick. Hic!" | | | |  | "I
saw a chef on a television show fry up the placenta with onions and serve it up
to 10 guests, including the mother and father, once. It's one of the rare times
on a television cooking show when I would have grabbed my throat and made a gagging
sound if they forced me to try it for the cameras." | | | |  | "Have
you ever tried eating the placenta? It's so chewy-tough! When TC says he wants
to 'eat the placenta' he invariably means he wants to have a little nibble at
it. I doubt he would be taking a big huge bite into it like you would into, say,
a hot-dog or something. If he does that then that is real news: TOM CRUISE
CHOKES ON BABY'S PLACENTA. I'd even be prepared to buy a newspaper with that
story in it, especially if there is a picture of the blood dripping out of his
mouth..." | | | |  | "I
do hope he is going to lick the baby clean with his own mouth too, delicious!" |
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