Tom
Cruise and Katie Holmes have had a baby girl.
Her
name is Suri.
Latest
reports suggest that Katie Holmes was unable to give birth to her baby in complete
silence, as some websites and newspapers had said she intended to do because it
was 'what they do in The Church of Scientology'.
If
you are at all interested in what a silent birth would sound like, it sounds exactly
like this:
theVoiceofReason.com
never reported that Tom Cruise had asked Holmes to give birth in complete silence
because we always thought that the story was unlikely.
We
are still in discussions with Mr Cruise's lawyers about our story, 'Wacky Tom
In Bedside Chant Ritual', in which we alleged that Mr Cruise intended to bang
cymbals and chant while flashing a red light on and off during the birth.
It's
not looking good for us so far...
