It's
the publishing sensation for Easter this year!!!
But
as we know you are such a busy executive type, and don't have time to read the
whole 26 pages of parchment yourself, we've condensed all the best bits and then
condensed it even more into SMS text form!
Judas
apparently wasn't the bad guy who betrayed Jesus after all, according to the newly
released Judas Gospels that is.
Here
for the very first time in our World classics in under 30 seconds™©
strand, we present the Judas Gospel for your fast reading pleasure...
The
gospel shows a strong bond between Jesus and Judas:
Jsus
2 Jd@s: Oi M8, lstn 2 me. U r my top man c! J@s:
;) K Jsus:
;) Yeah top man. J@s:
(o)! |
Judas
was asked by Jesus to hand him over to the Romans:
Jsus
2 Jd@s: Go on an tell de pigs about me Jd@s:
'o' really? Jsus:
It's all right M8 Jd@s:
(o)!(o)!(o)! Dey R ofrin just 30 coins tho? Jsus:
30 coins is dat de rate? Cheap Bs. Jd@s:
Not enuf den? Jsus:
Well, its de goin rate prbly. |
Jesus
tells Judas he is the chosen one:
Jsus
2 Jd@s: U will x-ceed dem all. U will sacrifice de man dat clothes me. Jd@s:
Can I quote U on dat? Jsus:
S'pose. Yea OK. |
Judas
feeling poorly:
Jd@s:
O woa is me.
O Woa. O Woa etc |
