the publishing sensation for Easter this year!!!
as we know you are such a busy executive type, and don't have time to read the
whole 26 pages of parchment yourself, we've condensed all the best bits and then
condensed it even more into SMS text form!
apparently wasn't the bad guy who betrayed Jesus after all, according to the newly
released Judas Gospels that is.
for the very first time in our World classics in under 30 seconds©
strand, we present the Judas Gospel for your fast reading pleasure...
gospel shows a strong bond between Jesus and Judas:
2 Jd@s: Oi M8, lstn 2 me. U r my top man c!
;) Yeah top man.
was asked by Jesus to hand him over to the Romans:
2 Jd@s: Go on an tell de pigs about me
It's all right M8
(o)!(o)!(o)! Dey R ofrin just 30 coins tho?
30 coins is dat de rate? Cheap Bs.
Not enuf den?
Well, its de goin rate prbly.
tells Judas he is the chosen one:
2 Jd@s: U will x-ceed dem all. U will sacrifice de man dat clothes me.
Can I quote U on dat?
S'pose. Yea OK.
O woa is me.
O Woa. O Woa etc