 | "Crossing
the road at one-fifth normal speed is about one of the only things old people
have to enjoy themselves. Take that away from them and all you have is a shawl
and a funny smell." |
| | |
 | "In
this day and age there is no rhyme or reason an old person with a cane has to
walk so slowly. Get her a pack of huskies and a set of roller-skates at once!" |
| | |
 |
"Old
people should all be made to agree to a minimum walking speed. Is that really
too much to ask? Hic." |
| | |
 | "Initially
I laughed at this story and then I thought about it and I cried. And then I cried
and cried and cried. Oh the inhumanity! But then again these were the same police
force who beat up Rodney King, so looking at it that way she got off lightly." |
| | |
 | "I
only hope that the three strikes rule comes into force here. Two more slow-motion
road-crosses from this old biddy and she is locked up for life. I have an expensive
car and am time poor, the five seconds I would have to wait for this woman to
cross the road could mean the difference between buying my paper and getting to
the office on time or not." |
| | |
 | "I
heard that the cop slapped the ticket on her forehead and demanded the $114 on
the spot (because her hands were full with the cane and her shopping). It's just
bleedin hilarious." |
