Mar 8, 2006
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New Red Spot Found On Jupiter, Does Planet Have Acne?

Planet Pandemonium

The planet Jupiter, 8bn years old, is suffering from acne, our scientists can now reveal.

The planet, which has had a big globular red zit for centuries, is now erupting with smaller zits, including other smaller red ones as this exclusive picture shows:

Jupiter with all the zits highlighted
Planet Jupiter with zits

One expert told us:

"The zits are red and white but the planet should grow out of it in another billion years or so, it's just glandular."

But other experts are not so optimistic, with some predicting that Jupiter will not be over it's acne for another 678 billion years.



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