"It's
like they build up your hopes just to bring them crashing down around your ankles,
don't they? Movie lovie bastards."
"If
there is one thing I have learned in this business it is to not count your checked
shirts before they're laundered."
"Damn,
I was particularly looking forward to the Brokeback Mountain after Oscars party.
Apparently it was going to be topless - just the men topless you understand, but
when you're this drunk I say who cares?"
"Well,
as they say: 'Many a muck makes a muckle'."
"I
am devastated. Does this mean I will have to just do fishing on my next fishing
trip with my buddies?"
"I
had a homosexual encounter like that once. I have never been able to look a Frankfurter
sausage in the face since."
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