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Mar 20, 2006
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Marriage News Latest

They are married? Hmmm....

From our Entertainment reporter, Macy Blue:

I am sitting, here, in a small, yet perfectly formed, yacht, anchored off the coast of Southern Italy.

Behind me, the sun is starting to set after what has been, all day, an almost perfectly cloudless and, now, golden redish, sky.

The birds are singing. A cool breeze is rocking us like a perfectly qualified nanny-supervised baby cradle.

I am on expenses.

I have a well stocked drinks cabinet.

All is well with the world.

Unfortunately, as at this precise moment, I have heard nothing new on the predicted marriage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt which was supposed to happen Sunday.

I have been waiting for my cell phone to ring with a message, now, for about 36 hours.

But nothing has come through.

Nothing about the bride resplendent in white lace from head to foot.

Or the groom, slim and tanned with immaculately coiffured hair, and nails filed to Hollywood perfection.

But we live in hope and this yacht is paid for until Wednesday, and the drinks cabinet is well stocked, so we will just have to wait.

But, be assured, you will be the second person to hear about anything that happens when it does.

This is Macy Blue, reporting for theVoiceofReason.com, in a yacht off Southern Italy.

 

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