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Mar 30, 2006
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Prince Charles and Barbra Streisand Appeared Flustered Together? What Does It Mean?

Fluster Special - Give us your views

Rumours that Prince Charles had an affair with Barbra Streisand are apparently based on the only evidence that they were interrupted while having tea together and appeared "flustered".

So today we ask our readers to tell us if flustering actually means anything...

"If I have not flustered my date within about 10 minutes of pouring the tea I would assume it's not going anywhere."
  
"If I had tea with Prince Charles I would be flustered. That don't mean we are having an affair, mate. OUTSIDE!"
  
"Oh, having tea with royalty, that old chestnut! I can never remember whether to put the milk in the mug before the tea bag or the other way around. And, as for the silver teaspoons, what are they for? I always stir my tea with my finger, always have done always will."
  

"Even the thought that a man I fancy might possibly be near me makes my face go red and dribble pour out of my mouth. To some people that would appear to be a flustering, to me it is what makes me me."

  
"Personally I always get overheated when I drink too much tea, I suppose to a servant walking into the room it could be misread as being flustered. All I can say is that I have never had an affair with Barbra Streisand and if she were to ask I would probably faint."
  
"I filibustered my date once, does that count? Oh what a cad am I!"

 

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