Feb 28, 2006
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Our Exclusive Oscars Predictions 2006

Academy Awards

As we look forward to the 78th Academy Awards ceremony, which is to be held on 5th March, here are the nominations and our predictions for this year's winners (in bold).

Best performances in a checked shirt
Heath Ledger, "Brokeback Mountain"
Joaquin Phoenix, "I Walk The Line"
David Straithairn, "Good Night and Good Luck"
Matt Dillon, "Crash"
Best masseuse (on set)
Cindy Sheppard, "Cinderella Man"
Cindy Sheppard, "Crash"
John Jones, "Brokeback Mountain"
Cindy Sheppard, "Pride and Prejudice"
Best birthday party for non 'star' talent during principal photography
Janey Hartstone's (Accounts) 23rd: "Transamerica"
Harry Thorsnip's 46th (Stunts coordinator), "Mrs Henderson Presents"
Meg Smith's 32nd (Hairstylist/Brylcreme applicator), "Capote"
Jed Jones's 19th, 'Furr enhancer, on set Kong assistant number 4, "King Kong"
Best flower arrangement
Vase of Tulips, "Cinderella Man"
Bouquet of Roses, "A History of Violence"
Bonsai Garden, including mini-daffodils, "Syriana",
Woodland Spray, "Crash"
Best egg and cress sandwich
Tesco Egg and Cress, £1.29, "Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit"
Waitrose Egg and Cress in low fat Mayonnaise, £1.79: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"
Seven/Eleven Egg and Cress in White Bread, no additives, $1.34: "Good Night and Good Luck"
Walmart Egg Cress and Sunflower Spread, $1.53: "Brokeback Mountain"
Neatest signature on contract
Joaquin Phoenix, "I Walk The Line"
Jake Gyllenhaal, "Brokeback Mountain"
Janice Smith, Accounts department (Payroll), "Mrs Henderson Presents"

Most innovative use of colored ink on contract

George Clooney, "Good Night and Good Luck"
Jake Gyllenhaal, "Brokeback Mountain"
Nick Park, "Wallace and Grommit and The Curse of the Were-rabbit"
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