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Feb 27, 2006
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George Michael To Join Bad Drivers Anonymous

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London, England: George Michael is to seek counseling from driving experts after what has been described by police officers as 'some of the most erratic parking we have ever seen in the history of the city of London'.

The singer was found slumped over his car's steering wheel Sunday morning near Hyde Park, London, it is reported in The Sun 'newspaper'.

Bad driving support group Bad Drivers Anonymous immediately came forward to offer the singer/songwriter support and advice on his 'three point turn', 'controlled reverse around a corner' and 'correct posture behind the wheel'.

The singer was initially arrested for 'looking like he was completely incapable of driving his car' but was later de-arrested by officers after they discovered, after a medical examination, that he always looks like that.

Michael, 42, had said he is to retire from the music industry after finally coming to terms that 1980's pop music is dead.

Elton John was available for comment but we couldn't be bothered to phone him last night.

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Did you know?
George Michael's real name is Englebert Humpledink Popodopous Gringo Aeeeba Eeeba Oooderlay Oooderlay Gonzales IV.

 

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