London,
England:
George Michael is to seek counseling from driving experts after what has been
described by police officers as 'some of the most erratic parking we have ever
seen in the history of the city of London'.
The
singer was found slumped over his car's steering wheel Sunday morning near Hyde
Park, London, it is reported in The Sun 'newspaper'.
Bad
driving support group Bad Drivers Anonymous immediately came forward to
offer the singer/songwriter support and advice on his 'three point turn', 'controlled
reverse around a corner' and 'correct posture behind the wheel'.
The
singer was initially arrested for 'looking like he was completely incapable
of driving his car' but was later de-arrested by officers after they discovered,
after a medical examination, that he always looks like that.
Michael,
42, had said he is to retire from the music industry after finally coming to terms
that 1980's pop music is dead.
Elton
John was available for comment but we couldn't be bothered to phone him last night.
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| Did
you know? |
| George
Michael's real name is Englebert Humpledink Popodopous Gringo Aeeeba Eeeba Oooderlay
Oooderlay Gonzales IV. |
