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Adult
Porno Channel logo
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Owners
of plasma televisions, who like to secretly watch hours
of porn without telling their partner, have been warned
that the station logo can burn a permanent imprint on to
the screen.
A
spokesman for Songsing Technology told this webpaper:
"We
would like to warn secret porn watchers that viewing any
more than 6 hours of porn a night could burn the logo
of the station you are watching onto the plasma screen,
thus making public a secret porn habit."
Harry
Rampton of Trailer Park, Baton Rouge told this website:
"I
am a secret subscriber of Hump TV and imagine my surprise
when Joileene asked why the logo for Hump TV had been
burned on the top left corner of the screen. I had to
quickly think up an excuse. But I couldn't do that so
I was thrown out. I had to sleep with the dogs that night."
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Hump
TV logo which allegedly mysteriously appeared
in Baton Rouge last week
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Experts
advise the changing of channels at least every two hours
or to adjust the contrast on the set.
The
owners of Tits and Ass TV, a subsidiary of Fox News, have
said they are going to change the on-screen logo to TaATV
to help out their secret subscribers.
In
other internet news: An on-screen porn logo eraser currently
being advertised on Ebay does not work. It is just a re-marketing
of typewriter correction fluid for a television screen.
