Porno Channel logo
of plasma televisions, who like to secretly watch hours
of porn without telling their partner, have been warned
that the station logo can burn a permanent imprint on to
spokesman for Songsing Technology told this webpaper:
would like to warn secret porn watchers that viewing any
more than 6 hours of porn a night could burn the logo
of the station you are watching onto the plasma screen,
thus making public a secret porn habit."
Rampton of Trailer Park, Baton Rouge told this website:
am a secret subscriber of Hump TV and imagine my surprise
when Joileene asked why the logo for Hump TV had been
burned on the top left corner of the screen. I had to
quickly think up an excuse. But I couldn't do that so
I was thrown out. I had to sleep with the dogs that night."
TV logo which allegedly mysteriously appeared
in Baton Rouge last week
advise the changing of channels at least every two hours
or to adjust the contrast on the set.
owners of Tits and Ass TV, a subsidiary of Fox News, have
said they are going to change the on-screen logo to TaATV
to help out their secret subscribers.
other internet news: An on-screen porn logo eraser currently
being advertised on Ebay does not work. It is just a re-marketing
of typewriter correction fluid for a television screen.