has just discovered that President George Bush, and some of his administration
and family, are to perform in a band at this year's Super Bowl Half Time
band are to be called George And The Bushettes and are to include Laura
Bush on Bass, Dick Cheney on Drums, the twins on keyboard, George
Bush Senior on the mouth organ and George W Bush on vocals.
to our sources, Condeleeza Rice has not yet confirmed her appearance because
of other commitments, but is expected to change her plans at short notice if Dick
Cheney were to die of a heart attack
Rumsfeld has been banned from the group after an alleged spitting incident
which supporters claim was due to a head cold.
have been unable to find out which songs they are going to perform, but will report
back as soon as we find out.
spokesman for the administration told us