"Is
there a best tree in a movie Oscar? If there isn't there should be!"
"Lush
lingering longing in the lumberyard."
"Those
with a cowboy hats fetish will not be disappointed."
"The
best film of the year so far and, even though it's only 19th January when this
was published, I actually wrote this last year."
"Heath
Ledger and Jake Gallenhaal, Laurel and Hardy for the new millennium! An un-mustachioed
triumph!"
"A
sumptuous cornucopia of men in hats and stuff. Truly exquisite camerawork. I particularly
admired the trees em-blanketing the rolling hills like the finest forests should;
lakes that glisten like highly polished mirrors; skies as blue as Windows XP default
settings. Exquisite."
"More
skinny-dipping than you would dare to shake
a twig at..."
"I
and my all-male line dancing group have been performing our line dance protest
for outside the local cinema. Unfortunately we were unsuccessful in stopping the
movie, although I got given the cell phone numbers of over 30 men."
"I
do hope neither of those actors are gay, that would be a disgrace!"
