theVoiceofReason.com
has learnt from our Entertainment Reporters that Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie are close to agreeing a date for their marriage.
Speculation
over the two actors has been growing ever since Brad Pitt allegedly said he was
going to marry her in adoption (of her children) papers filed last year.
Speculation
spiked again a couple of weeks back when it was reported that Jolie is expecting
Pitt's baby. (Our experts predict that it will be a blond haired boy, probably
popping out at 8lbs and 2ozs, with a first cry of not less than 0.3 decibels in
a Northeasterly direction. You heard it here first.)
Favored
names include Sand Pitt or Coal Pitt for a boy and Cherry Pitt
for a girl.
Jolie is thought to be concerned that the new name on her check account, were
she to take her husband's name, would have to be A Pitt.
The
marriage is not expected to follow the same pattern of the marriage in their recent
movie together, Mr and Mrs Smith, in which they tried to murder each other.
We
will keep you up to date with anything we can come up with on this marriage in
due course.
LEGAL:
Our experts are fully paid up members of the Federation of News Speculators
International, a secret service of Reuters.
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