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Ten Hangover Cures That Really Work
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Hangover Cures...
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As
doctors reveal that no hangover cure works [link],
we disagree... 10 | The
Wizard of Oz (1938) Watching
this old movie, generally shown on television at Christmas time, can lead to uncontrollable
vomiting in the under 45's, which purges and cleanses your body. | 9 | Greasy
Breakfast II: The Revenge
Vomiting over a greasy fried breakfast makes number nine in our chart. This reworking
of the traditional cure-all is most popular in the 25-30 year and 80-85 year age
groups. | 8 | Bungee
Vomiting Performing
the bungee-vomit will set you in high regard in extreme bungee jumping circles
and replace your hangover with a heady joy of life. (Tip:
Vomit at the bottom of the dive to avoid hitting it again on your way back up...) |
7 | Mince
Pie Smoothie Mashed/liquidised
Mince Pie mixed with milk, cream and ice cream, possibly with bits of Christmas
pudding, Christmas cake and Turkey mixed in... | 6 |
Hair of the Cow Similar
to Hair of the dog (ie having another drink like the drink you had the
night before that gave you the hangover). Hair of the cow is the same, but you
make a milkshake using any leftover drinks from the party the night before. |
5 | Go
To Work Going
to work and then spending all day alternating between the water cooler and the
toilets is one of the least expensive cures...
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Visit a zoo with young children Remembering
the names of animals and where they come from is a guaranteed hangover cure. It
gets the brain going in a nicely low gear and gets you into the great outdoors
as a bonus. | 3 |
Binge Smoking Smoking
up to 60 cigarettes in a small room with all the doors and windows closed, sometimes
three or four at a time, will help fog the memory of a hangover and replace it
with a nicotine high. | 2 | Ultimate
Arguing
Similar to Ultimate Fighting but you don't have to strip down to your underpants
and get all bruised and sweaty, which isn't really advisable in your condition.
The first person to verbally submit is the winner. | 1 | Small
Pet Juggling
Juggle small pets in the air (such as hamsters, rabbits, tortoises). The concentration
required will quickly make you forget your hangover. |
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