Dec 22, 2005
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Santa Claus Held, Revealed To Have Middle Eastern Connections

Christmas Anxiety

A man with a white beard is helping terror police with their inquiries following evidence obtained from an informant being held at Guantanamo Bay, we have learnt.

The informant, who, according to a spokesman, had not been tortured, but may have been routinely 'minced pied', 'turkey stuffed', 'vigorously tossed before being flambéed with brandy' and then 'Kajagoogooed', had claimed that the man was planning to break into homes across the world on Christmas Eve.

A spokesman from the USA's Department of Homeland Security was unavailable for comment when we called last night because he 'was busy at the office party'.

A photocopy of his arse is now on the website.

For other torture euphemisms click here.

Merry Christmas to you, and any innocent people there may be being held without trial in Guantanamo Bay this Christmas.
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