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Dec 08, 2005
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'King Kong Ping-Pong' - Movie Tie-in Game - Launches Today

Gorillatainment

A new table-tennis game is launched today to coincide with the release of King Kong, the new gorillatainment movie blockbuster.

The King Kong Ping-Pong 'Batty Paw'©®™

The game, which uses giant paws as bats and table tennis balls that have pictures of aircraft on them, is available from toy shops priced 'only' $99.99.

Our reporter, who has played the game, told us that the net resembles 'a string of very very very short Empire State Buildings'.

A spokesape for the company that makes the game told this web site:

"Players are also encouraged to wear our exclusive gorilla boots and masks. Available at extraordinarily reasonable prices in toy stores in time for Christmas - buy early to avoid disappointment."

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