worn by members of the White House!
What would Granddad look like dressed up as an Oompa Loompa? Find out this Christmas
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transform even the scariest granddad or granny to make this Christmas one you'll
remember for the rest of your life...
is what Dick Cheney would look like dressed as an Oompa Loompa:
Cheney is an Oompa Loompa
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