As
worn by members of the White House!
Kids:
What would Granddad look like dressed up as an Oompa Loompa? Find out this Christmas
by giving him the gift of the movie of the year!
No
fitting required!!!
Yes,
that's right: Our one size fits all Oompa Loompa Joompa comes straight
off the peg and straight onto your elderly loved one!
Comes
with can of 'safe to skin' orange paint. (Guaranteed to take no less than 14 days
to naturally disappear from face, or only 2 days with vigorous scrubbing.)
Will
transform even the scariest granddad or granny to make this Christmas one you'll
remember for the rest of your life...
This
is what Dick Cheney would look like dressed as an Oompa Loompa:
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Dick
Cheney is an Oompa Loompa |
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buy this garment (covered by our guaranteed hilarious money back guarantee)
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