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Dec 16, 2005
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Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas: The Oompa Loompa Joompa

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Gift Ideas

As worn by members of the White House!

Kids: What would Granddad look like dressed up as an Oompa Loompa? Find out this Christmas by giving him the gift of the movie of the year!

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Will transform even the scariest granddad or granny to make this Christmas one you'll remember for the rest of your life...

This is what Dick Cheney would look like dressed as an Oompa Loompa:

Dick Cheney as an Oompa Loompa
Dick Cheney is an Oompa Loompa

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