7 | Make
a Turkey Cluedo set. Form Cluedo pieces out of uneaten turkey meat (Cornel
Mustard, Captain Scarlet etc). Carefully carve bones into required implements
such as lead piping, dagger etc, alternatively invent new murder weapons such
as wishing bone, thigh bone etc... |
6 |
Turkey Flippies. Cut turkey meat into 1/2 inch square pieces and flick
them at each other until bedtime / bathtime whichever comes first. |
5 | Use
left over turkey baste (dripping), mix with body safe dye to make greasy looking
war paint. Paint your body with this authentic concoction. Pick a fight with a
friend or enemy with your shirt off. |
4 |
Invite a friend or brother/sister to a light saber fight using turkey legs ('wawwwww'
sound effects optional). |
3 |
For two or more turkey carcasses: Stick each on remote controlled truck or cars
for the ultimate turkey crash derby! |
2 | Sculpt
brown turkey with unused cranberry sauce to make a realistic looking open wound.
Place on arm or chest to make elderly relatives feel uncomfortable. |
1 |
Stick unused turkey pieces to a hockey mask. Leave in a warm room until Halloween
and then place on face for the ultimate in Halloween scarefestivity. (Note: leave
maggots and creepy crawlies who have nested there for added intrigue!) |
