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Top
Ten Porn Movies Based On The Latest
Movie Blockbusters
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Naughty Movies...
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Here
we present the hottest porn versions of the latest box office
hits... All with a short family friendly description.
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10
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Prude
and Pre-juiced
Handsome
motor mechanic, Mickey Dean, helps persuade a prudish
nun to return to the church after a close encounter
with a fruit juicing machine.
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The
Legendary Swords Man, Zorro
Zorro may have met his match when a new kid on the
block comes round his house to do some 'sword sharpening'.
The two hit it off and render merciless an entire
village of welcoming nymphets.
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Saw
You, See Me II
Erotica
in Magicland. What does the sworn in half lady do
when she is being sworn in half? You may never be
able to cut a tomato with a sharp blade again after
this shocking, and yet ultimately rewarding, journey
down suggestiville lane.
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7
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Get
Hitched or Die Trying
Will
Smith look-a-likie, Fred Quimby, has the knack for
getting couples together... watch this grotesque fetish
flick in which the most unlikely partners do stuff
together.
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6
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Jammed Jar Head
The
title of this porn movie says as much as you probably
want to know about over enthusiastic miss-shapen
men. 'Humble' Hardman Horace doesn't seem to
let this get in the way of his activities, however,
in what is at times an hilariously winning over-the-top
performance.
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5
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Zauranus
A
medical sex comedy with Zadie Smith, the 56 inch breasted
love momma, playing nurse to a catalogue of
needy and wanting patients. Noted mainly as this was
the film that got the first ever 56
rating from the movie censors in Uzbekistan.
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Deflowered
Missionary
and flower gatherer Macy Grable is only happy picking
and arranging flowers. That is until woodsman Hart
Hungry arrives on the scene....
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3
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Chicken Big Boy
Chicken
Big Boy tells all of his friends that the sky is about
to fall in but, in a twist to the original fable,
when the sky doesn't fall in, he still manages to
have his way with 'all and sundry'.
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2
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Walk
The Pony
Zade Horsefellow guides her stable of partners through
the jump trials and flat races...
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1
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Harry Rotter And The On-Fire Gobbling
The
fourth outing for Rotter, now coming of age and at
that certain age. Out go the eyeglasses and
in come girls and stuff...
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These
spoof porn titles above were based on the actual top ten
of today's date which was:
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10
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Pride
and Prejudice |
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9
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The Legend of Zorro |
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8
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Saw
II |
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7
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Hitch |
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6
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Jarhead |
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5
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Zathura |
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4
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Derailed |
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3
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Chicken
Little |
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2
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Walk
the Line |
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1
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Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire |
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