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Ten Porn Movies Based On The Latest Movie Blockbusters |
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Naughty Movies... |
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we present the hottest porn versions of the latest box office hits... All with
a short family friendly description. 10 | Prude
and Pre-juiced Handsome
motor mechanic, Mickey Dean, helps persuade a prudish nun to return to the church
after a close encounter with a fruit juicing machine. | 9 | The
Legendary Swords Man, Zorro
Zorro may have met his match when a new kid on the block comes round his house
to do some 'sword sharpening'. The two hit it off and render merciless an entire
village of welcoming nymphets. | 8 | Saw
You, See Me II Erotica
in Magicland. What does the sworn in half lady do when she is being sworn in half?
You may never be able to cut a tomato with a sharp blade again after this shocking,
and yet ultimately rewarding, journey down suggestiville lane. |
7 | Get
Hitched or Die Trying Will
Smith look-a-likie, Fred Quimby, has the knack for getting couples together...
watch this grotesque fetish flick in which the most unlikely partners do stuff
together. | 6 |
Jammed Jar Head The
title of this porn movie says as much as you probably want to know about over
enthusiastic miss-shapen men. 'Humble' Hardman Horace doesn't seem
to let this get in the way of his activities, however, in what is at times an
hilariously winning over-the-top performance. |
5 | Zauranus A
medical sex comedy with Zadie Smith, the 56 inch breasted love momma, playing
nurse to a catalogue of needy and wanting patients. Noted mainly as this was the
film that got the first ever 56 rating from
the movie censors in Uzbekistan. | 4 |
Deflowered Missionary
and flower gatherer Macy Grable is only happy picking and arranging flowers. That
is until woodsman Hart Hungry arrives on the scene.... | 3 |
Chicken Big Boy Chicken
Big Boy tells all of his friends that the sky is about to fall in but, in a twist
to the original fable, when the sky doesn't fall in, he still manages to have
his way with 'all and sundry'. | 2 | Walk
The Pony
Zade Horsefellow guides her stable of partners through the jump trials and flat
races... | 1 |
Harry Rotter And The On-Fire Gobbling The
fourth outing for Rotter, now coming of age and at that certain age. Out
go the eyeglasses and in come girls and stuff... |
These
spoof porn titles above were based on the actual top ten of today's date which
was: 10 | Pride
and Prejudice | 9 |
The Legend of Zorro | 8 | Saw
II | 7 | Hitch | 6 | Jarhead | 5 | Zathura | 4 | Derailed | 3 | Chicken
Little | 2 | Walk
the Line | 1 | Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire | | Source |
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