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Nov 29, 2005
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Top Ten Porn Movies Based On The Latest Movie Blockbusters

Naughty Movies...

Here we present the hottest porn versions of the latest box office hits... All with a short family friendly description.

10

Prude and Pre-juiced

Handsome motor mechanic, Mickey Dean, helps persuade a prudish nun to return to the church after a close encounter with a fruit juicing machine.

9

The Legendary Swords Man, Zorro

Zorro may have met his match when a new kid on the block comes round his house to do some 'sword sharpening'. The two hit it off and render merciless an entire village of welcoming nymphets.

8

Saw You, See Me II

Erotica in Magicland. What does the sworn in half lady do when she is being sworn in half? You may never be able to cut a tomato with a sharp blade again after this shocking, and yet ultimately rewarding, journey down suggestiville lane.

7

Get Hitched or Die Trying

Will Smith look-a-likie, Fred Quimby, has the knack for getting couples together... watch this grotesque fetish flick in which the most unlikely partners do stuff together.

6

Jammed Jar Head

The title of this porn movie says as much as you probably want to know about over enthusiastic miss-shapen men. 'Humble' Hardman Horace doesn't seem to let this get in the way of his activities, however, in what is at times an hilariously winning over-the-top performance.

5

Zauranus

A medical sex comedy with Zadie Smith, the 56 inch breasted love momma, playing nurse to a catalogue of needy and wanting patients. Noted mainly as this was the film that got the first ever 56 rating from the movie censors in Uzbekistan.

4

Deflowered

Missionary and flower gatherer Macy Grable is only happy picking and arranging flowers. That is until woodsman Hart Hungry arrives on the scene....

3

Chicken Big Boy

Chicken Big Boy tells all of his friends that the sky is about to fall in but, in a twist to the original fable, when the sky doesn't fall in, he still manages to have his way with 'all and sundry'.

2

Walk The Pony

Zade Horsefellow guides her stable of partners through the jump trials and flat races...

1

Harry Rotter And The On-Fire Gobbling

The fourth outing for Rotter, now coming of age and at that certain age. Out go the eyeglasses and in come girls and stuff...

These spoof porn titles above were based on the actual top ten of today's date which was:
10
Pride and Prejudice
9
The Legend of Zorro
8
Saw II
7
Hitch
6
Jarhead
5
Zathura
4
Derailed
3
Chicken Little
2
Walk the Line
1
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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