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Ten
Worst Job Interview Questions In The World
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Job
Interview Horrors
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We've
all been there... You go to a job interview and they ask you a question which
doesn't really have a right or wrong answer, they are more of a test to see how
to think on your feet...
Hope you never have to come to an interview at theVoiceofReason.com
because these are about to go into our interview manual... Good luck... Would
you like a cup of tea or coffee before we start? Don't worry that isn't a trick
question... or is it...? 10 | Imagine
you are a frog. Which beer do you prefer and why? | 9 | The
person conducting the interview gets up during the meeting, turns around, points
his/her rear end in your direction and asks: "Does my ass look big in this?"
| 8 | "Describe
in detail the last time you 'squealed like a pig' in a wood or forest down south." |
7 | "Order
the following with your favorite first, least favorite last, giving reasons for
your choices: - 9/11,
- World
War Two,
- Mount
St Helena erupting,
- Hurricane
Katrina,
- Pakistan
Earthquake 2005,
- Valentines
Day Massacre,
- San
Francisco Earthquake 1918?
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For a position as a Vice President: What positives did you take away with you
from the motion picture American Psycho? |
5 | "Tell
me what you admire most about each of the following: The Yorkshire Ripper, Hannibal
Lector and Freddie Kruger?" | 4 |
"Imagine we are in a bar. Convince me that I want to go home and have sex
with you." | 3 |
(For multiple interviewer situations. In this case you are being interviewed by
two other people). "Imagine the three of us are on a plane which crashes,
we are the only survivors. We have no food and one of us must be killed and eaten.
Which one of us is to be dinner, and why?" | 2 | "When
was the last time someone called you an asshole? Did you deserve it?"
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"An hysterical, foaming at the mouth, man with a chain saw is going to come
charging into the room in a minute. This is a test to show how you handle stress.
I am allowed to tell you that the person is in fact a vice president of the company.
He will scream at you, he may punch, slap and scratch you. How you respond to
this provocation will determine if we hire you or not. Could you please sign this
disclaimer which you don't need to read right now but basically says you agree
to any kind of torture we can think of... . Good luck now..." |
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