ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS:
It's the smash marriage sensation of the year so far.
But
it could have been a whole lot more sensational yet, according to our reporters
at the Staglin Family Vineyard ceremony.
For
that is where gorgeous pop sensation, Christina Aguilera, finally married her
longtime beau, Jordan Bratman, Saturday, making this the closest thing California
has seen to a superhero wedding without it actually being one, in living memory.
A
Napa Valley Chronicle employee told this web site:
"Christina
has married her Brat-hero."
The
two twentysomethings exchanged Bratrings in front of 130 guests, before returning
to their room in their Bratmobile.
A
spokesman told this website:
"Christina
has now formally joined the Brat Pack, isn't it just choice??"
Nobody
called Robin was available for comment.
Sources:
'Aguilera
invades Jordan' USA Today
'Dirty
Girl gets her Luvva Man' DJ Stuff Daily
"President
Bush raises three glasses to the marriage of Aguilera", National Enquirer
"Phantom
Monster Sized Rabbit Blamed For Ice Sculpture Puddle Fiasco", LA Wedding
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November 2005
