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Oct 24, 2005
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Top Ten Things To Do With A Scratched Apple Nano iPod

Apple Anxiety
10
Get five of them and flip them like beer mats.
9
Nano iPodUse them to pad out your wallet to make it look like you've got more credit cards.
8
Place one under a table leg to stop annoying table-wobble.
7
Use one to safely practice throwing a deadly Martial Arts Star at friends and pets.
6
Nano iPodHave a Nano iPod fist fight using scratched apple nanos as knuckle dusters
5
Use them as teeth in oversized models of King Kong.
4
Get 52 of them and make them into a pack of cards.
3
Poker: Use them as $10 chips
2

Nano iPodFool rude blind people that it is a new super slim cell phone and they have a call coming in...

1

Use them to open locked doors like in detective movies.

 

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