It is Katie Holmes who is pregnant and not Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Scientology and
not The Church of Sociology.
Tom Cruise is not 4ft 2 as our article implied. He is
at least 5ft 6, possibly taller, depending on whether
he is sitting down or not.
Tom Cruise starred as the lead in the motion picture 'Rain
man' and not the adult porn movie 'Gay man in the rain'.
Our article reported that Tom Cruise, responding to our
question "How do you feel about Katie being pregnant
with you child?" said the following:
I'm happy. Life is great. Really. Happy, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee yes yes man yep hey weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. High
Five. No. Come. On! Lift your hand up. Aren't you happy?
Look. At. My. Face.
Life is just great. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaa
iiiiiiiiiiiii ooooooooo eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee"
such quote was ever offered, no High Five was given and
he didn't jump up and down on any furniture punching the
air with either his left or right arms.