World Iron Man (Triathlon) Championships is to be updated with a new stage, we
new stage, based loosely on the ancient Chinese sport of stuffing as many live
chickens as possible down a competitors trousers, is said to 'update Iron Man
to reflect the new dangers of the day'.
spokesman for Iron Man told us:
these times of chicken danger, stuffing them down your trousers will present a
uniquely new, toughest ever, challenge, in which only the very resilient of Iron
Man competitors will succeed.
chicken stuffing will probably go between the swimming and the cycling stage."
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