Oct 17, 2005
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World Iron Man Championship To Add 'Chickens Stuffed Down Trousers' Stage

Toughest Ever Chicken Challenge

The World Iron Man (Triathlon) Championships is to be updated with a new stage, we can reveal.

The new stage, based loosely on the ancient Chinese sport of stuffing as many live chickens as possible down a competitors trousers, is said to 'update Iron Man to reflect the new dangers of the day'.

A spokesman for Iron Man told us:

"In these times of chicken danger, stuffing them down your trousers will present a uniquely new, toughest ever, challenge, in which only the very resilient of Iron Man competitors will succeed.

The chicken stuffing will probably go between the swimming and the cycling stage."


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