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Oct 15, 2005
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EXCLUSIVE: New Diet Starts Today: The Eat Only Stuff The Size Of Your Fist Diet

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NOTICE: The Eat Only Stuff The Size of Your Fist Diet®™© is not to be confused with the Eat Only Stuff The Size of Your Leg Diet®™© which is currently in administration.

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