Sept 28, 2005

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Kate Moss Latest: Banks To 'Remain Loyal'

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Kate Moss received a boost last night when all of her 6 main banks said they will not be demanding that she withdraw her 'substantial deposits' from them, despite her current problems.

A spokesman from Barwest Bank told us:

"We don't talk about individual cases, but as a general rule we are happy to keep any ruddy large deposits."

Miss Moss has recently lost a number of lucrative modeling contracts following apparent pictures which seem to show her taking cocaine.

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