George
Bush vowed last night to vigorously investigate why he didn't do enough, early
on, to help those affected by Hurricane Katrina. It will be the first inquiry
into his speed of response to the disaster.
The
first task of the George Bush headed investigation will be to remember what George
Bush was actually doing when the Hurricane hit shore at 6:10 local time on Monday
29th August.
This
may prove crucial.
Early
recollections are said to include
According
to reports on Fox News, George Bush is even prepared to question himself at the
investigation's public hearings, which will be televised.
A
US president has never questioned himself in a public inquiry before.
In
our other inquiries:
The
White House still haven't replied to our telephone call asking if President Bush
was reading 'My Pet Goat' at around 6am on the 29th August.
The
case continues.
