Sept 28, 2005
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Poetry Special: Our Poets Are Inspired By Dick Cheney's Knees

Ode To a VP's Knees

Oh, Vice President,

You walked so slowly to the car the other day,

After the operation to remove 'aneurysms' from your knees.

It sounds really serious, that.

A bit like wot Arnold Schwarzenegger got in Total Recall, but didn't his brain almost exploded then?

Either you are a tough cookie, or someone made up that diagnosis for the insurance claim form.

Dad says it sounds like a fiddle to him,

And that you should give up the Riverdancing.


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