Aug 16, 2005
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Music Industry To Introduce Aggressive, Smoking-Like, Warnings Against Copying 1

Copying Music Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

The music industry is so fed up with people continuing to copy their music after repeated warnings that it is to introduce smoking like warnings on all CD's from November.

The warnings will be displayed prominently on all CDs.

Copying music is highly addictive
Cocaine or heroin
Copying music hurts babies
Babies hurt
Copying music can make you impotent
Copying music causes strokes

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