"Well,
ya see, it's like this: The UN can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the UN as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
of the weakest members."
"In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."*
