Aug 21, 2005
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Student Discovers Einstein's Forgotten Shopping List

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A student in the Netherlands has discovered one of Einstein's forgotten shopping lists.

Boinkey Rodent found the list while he was researching papers belonging to an old friend of Einstein.

"It was tremendously exciting," said Professor of Supermarkets, Carlos Beanknacker, of the University of Lederhosen. "You can even see Einstein's mouth dribble in some places."

The five page shopping list, dated 1923, shows the German born genius liked bread with cheese on the top, chicken, cucumbers and bananas that were 'not too bendy' and tomatoes.

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