An
unofficial Daisy Duke fan club (DDFC) is the group behind a controversial new
sport, we can now reveal:
Big
Boobies War.*
(*We
have been asked to point out that Big Boobies War has nothing whatsoever
to do with Slap Wars©, a radio station backed sport in which hot women
slap each other for prizes.)
To
participate in the Big Boobies War competition, contestants put on fake
breasts and then try to push their opponent over a line using only their fake
front pillows as weapons.
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Contestants
try to push each other backwards using their boobies |
The
sport can be played by men, women and children, but not transvestites for safety
reasons.
The
DDFC has put up a $1000 prize for the champion of the Big Boobies War
contest to be held during the Daisy Duke Cowgirl Hoe-down in The Big Barn,
East Dublin, GA, this Saturday.
The
Big Boobies War Heavyweight World Champion is currently a 310 pound truck driver
from Nashville, his name is Guy.
A
spectator told us:
