here for the very first time anywhere on the internet, we reveal what JK Rowling
has in store for each of her characters in her new book, published worldwide on
these notes we get an insight into how the characters were created by one of the
most successful authors of her time...
the handwritten notes (that have come into our possession through the method of
being pushed under our door at the stroke of midnight) we discover...
"...much more like a young Han Solo this time and not the Luke Skywalker
of earlier books..."
"...65% more young Lara Croft, 35% less English public schoolgirl version
of Princess Leia without the pastry ears..."
Ron: "...my favourite Chewbacca type character is now to become
much more Hong Kong Phooeyesque! Hi-argh!!!!"
from JK Rowlings missing character details
Dumbledore: "...a whole lot less Gandalfy this time, and much more
Starksy (but without losing any of the cascading grey hair and beard!) Much more
street cred, and a nice sexy red car/carriage with a white stripe! Corr!"
"...I really MUST MUST MUST up the
Darth Vader-iness of Voldemort this book!. Last time he was evil, but this
time I want him to have a wheeze and a helmet as well (check retained lawyers
on copyright here too)!!!"