Ever
had a telephone conversation and wanted to slam the phone down in disgust but
you couldn't because it was an ickle cell phone and if you did slam it down it
would snap into over 2 pieces and even when you did that it would only make the
sound of a crunched housefly?
Feel
the need to be able to make a loud 'bangy' sound to the person at the other end
of the line to show your disgust/anger/frustration but all you have is a cell
phone and you are in a 'good' public place where you can't vocalize your emotions?
Your
wait is over...
The
next generation of cell phones is to offer In-Message audio options
to provide an added element to your conversations.
Users
click a special In-Message audio button and can select from a menu
of sound effects, including the items below (all files mp3):
Exasperated/Panicked
[Click here]
Doh!
[Click here]
In
a mess [Click here]
Cell
phone users have told us that they are prepared to give the following statements
for use in advertisements if paid sufficient amounts of money by a cell phone
operator: