June 9, 2005
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'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' Now So Small It Can't Be Seen

Summer of lovin' beach special - Fashion Extra
60's bikini action
1960's beach slut

The 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini' which caused so much controversy in the 1960's for showing off too much lady-flesh, has, on some European beaches, become so small it looks like it has completely disappeared this year, we can confirm.

Some critics complain that the 2005 Edition Itsy Bitsy Bikini is now so small it looks like the woman wearing it is completely naked, even when looking at her 'up close'.

We put this allegation to a spokesman for the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (Bermuda) Company who told us:

"Sigh... I've heard it all before.

That was exactly what they were saying in 1961.

It was as untrue then as it is now.

In another 40 years we will be looking back at the 2005 edition, 85% bikini [called this because it leaves 85% of the nipple exposed] with fond memories of how innocent we were back then.

Our 2005 edition bikini has been designed for the modern woman who wants to do more than just turn people's heads, she wants to watch people trip over."

The 2005 edition bikini is selling well in the south of France where local magistrates are considering whether a woman wearing the bikini is technically naked and thus can be punished in the court room.

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