'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' Now So Small It Can't Be Seen

1960's beach slut

The 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini' which caused so much controversy in the 1960's for showing off too much lady-flesh, has, on some European beaches, become so small it looks like it has completely disappeared this year, we can confirm.

Some critics complain that the 2005 Edition Itsy Bitsy Bikini is now so small it looks like the woman wearing it is completely naked, even when looking at her 'up close'.

We put this allegation to a spokesman for the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (Bermuda) Company who told us:

The 2005 edition bikini is selling well in the south of France where local magistrates are considering whether a woman wearing the bikini is technically naked and thus can be punished in the court room.