day this week we have brought you a new alcohol fuelled beach game. They're saucy!
They're naughty! You really need to be drunk to appreciate them...
take our drunkenness test to see if you are ready to play and then get that beachwear
the following tongue twister 15 times as fast as you can:
myth of Miss Muffet.
errors: Get a job in a kindergarten
errors: Moderately handy, but still too sober (Designated cous cous preparer)
errors: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!
number 4: Beach Cous Cous Kung Fu
Supply of Cous Cous, soaked in water so that it is nice and fluffy...
game is played by teams of two, one cous cous hurler, one catcher.
of the game is to throw cous cous from one contestant to the other. The cous cous
catcher collects the hurled, wet, cous cous in a bowl.
winners are the team with the most cous cous at the catcher's end in the bowl
distance between hurler and catcher for entertainment.
points for erotic slipperiness of contestant.
Playing this game with peanuts can lead to mini-bruising.