Every
day this week we have brought you a new alcohol fuelled beach game. They're saucy!
They're naughty! You really need to be drunk to appreciate them...
So
take our drunkenness test to see if you are ready to play and then get that beachwear
on...
Say
the following tongue twister 15 times as fast as you can: |
The
myth of Miss Muffet. |
Number
of errors:
0-3
errors: Get a job in a kindergarten
4-6
errors: Moderately handy, but still too sober (Designated cous cous preparer)
7+
errors: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!
Game
number 4: Beach Cous Cous Kung Fu
Ingredients:
Supply of Cous Cous, soaked in water so that it is nice and fluffy...
The
game is played by teams of two, one cous cous hurler, one catcher.
Object
of the game is to throw cous cous from one contestant to the other. The cous cous
catcher collects the hurled, wet, cous cous in a bowl.
The
winners are the team with the most cous cous at the catcher's end in the bowl
provided.
Vary
distance between hurler and catcher for entertainment.
Bonus
points for erotic slipperiness of contestant.
Note:
Playing this game with peanuts can lead to mini-bruising.
