Every
day this week on theVoiceofReason.com we bring
our readers across the globe a new untried and untested alcohol-filled beach game
to get your summer off as you mean it to go on...
As
always it is important to achieve the minimum levels of inebriation... to find
out if you are ready to play take our test:
Say
the following tongue twister 5 times as fast as you can: |
| | I
am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only
plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's late. |
|
Number
of errors:
0-3
swear words: Get a job in broadcasting...
4-6
swear words: Moderately handy but not drunk enough yet... (Designated hands tier
behind backs of contestants)
7+
swear words: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!
Game
number 3: Beach Tomato Saucy
Ingredients:
Supply of over-ripe tomatoes
The
game is played in teams of four. Two to act as the tomato 'carriers', one (the
'loader') to put the tomatoes between the chests of partially naked contestants
at one end of the course, and another (the 'unloader') to take them out again
at the other end.
The
two tomato 'carriers' have their hands tied behind their backs.
The
object of the game is to get as many whole overripe tomatoes from one end of the
race course to the other in a time limit, we suggest 3-5 minutes, but we have
seen this played up to 2 hours at a time.
Method:
The 'loader' places tomatoes between the chests of the two 'carriers' who then
go as fast as they can over to the 'unloader.'
The
winner is the team with the most whole tomatoes at the other end.
Bonus
points for number of pips on chests at the end, or artistic impression of the
pips on contestant's chests. Other bonus points for inexplicable increase in the
number of members of your team.
