June 22, 2005
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Alcohol Fueled Beach Games Number Three: Beach Tomato Saucy

Beach Tomato Saucy

Every day this week on we bring our readers across the globe a new untried and untested alcohol-filled beach game to get your summer off as you mean it to go on...

As always it is important to achieve the minimum levels of inebriation... to find out if you are ready to play take our test:

Say the following tongue twister 5 times as fast as you can:

 I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

Number of errors:

0-3 swear words: Get a job in broadcasting...

4-6 swear words: Moderately handy but not drunk enough yet... (Designated hands tier behind backs of contestants)

7+ swear words: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!

Game number 3: Beach Tomato Saucy

Ingredients: Supply of over-ripe tomatoes

The game is played in teams of four. Two to act as the tomato 'carriers', one (the 'loader') to put the tomatoes between the chests of partially naked contestants at one end of the course, and another (the 'unloader') to take them out again at the other end.

The two tomato 'carriers' have their hands tied behind their backs.

The object of the game is to get as many whole overripe tomatoes from one end of the race course to the other in a time limit, we suggest 3-5 minutes, but we have seen this played up to 2 hours at a time.

Method: The 'loader' places tomatoes between the chests of the two 'carriers' who then go as fast as they can over to the 'unloader.'

The winner is the team with the most whole tomatoes at the other end.

Bonus points for number of pips on chests at the end, or artistic impression of the pips on contestant's chests. Other bonus points for inexplicable increase in the number of members of your team.

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