Looking
for ideas for alcohol filled drunken beach games?
Starting
today, and all this week on theVoiceofReason.com,
we will be bringing you a new beach game using just fruit, vegetables or pickles!
Just
mix partially naked, drunken, beach lovers for outrageous summer fun from the
World's Voice of Reason!!!
Before
starting today's game first take our 'Are you drunk enough yet?' test...
Say
the following tongue twister as fast as you can: |
| | Betty
Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If
I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of
better butter--
that would make my batter better." So
she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked
it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought
a bit of better butter. |
|
The
number of errors made when reading this tongue twister has been scientifically
proven to give your level of drunkenness:
0
errors: Stone cold sober/liar
1-3
errors: Moderately handy (Designated jar of gherkins opener.)
4-6
errors: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!
7+
errors or you end up in a different language to the one you started in, or you
tell someone you don't know that you love them: WARNING, drink caffineated drinks
until you get 'edgy' then you're ready to play...
Game
number 1: Beach Mini Godzilla Toes
Ingredients:
Bottle of gherkins
Drink
to the required level of drunkenness... (Ga Ga)
Bare
footed contestants line up for a race over 25 meters.
Place
a gherkin in-between two toes on each foot and race, stopping to put the gherkin
back if it falls out...
The
first person past the finish line with at least 4 gherkins is the winner.
Bonus
points for anyone who crosses the finish line with more gherkins than they started
with.
Politically
Correct Rule: Single legged contestants are not allowed to play this game no matter
how much they complain.
