June 20, 2005
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Alcohol Fueled Beach Games Number One: Mini Godzilla Toes


Looking for ideas for alcohol filled drunken beach games?

Starting today, and all this week on, we will be bringing you a new beach game using just fruit, vegetables or pickles!

Just mix partially naked, drunken, beach lovers for outrageous summer fun from the World's Voice of Reason!!!

Before starting today's game first take our 'Are you drunk enough yet?' test...

Say the following tongue twister as fast as you can:


Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

The number of errors made when reading this tongue twister has been scientifically proven to give your level of drunkenness:

0 errors: Stone cold sober/liar

1-3 errors: Moderately handy (Designated jar of gherkins opener.)

4-6 errors: Ga Ga... Congratulations, you are ready to play today's beach game!

7+ errors or you end up in a different language to the one you started in, or you tell someone you don't know that you love them: WARNING, drink caffineated drinks until you get 'edgy' then you're ready to play...

Game number 1: Beach Mini Godzilla Toes

Ingredients: Bottle of gherkins

Drink to the required level of drunkenness... (Ga Ga)

Bare footed contestants line up for a race over 25 meters.

Place a gherkin in-between two toes on each foot and race, stopping to put the gherkin back if it falls out...

The first person past the finish line with at least 4 gherkins is the winner.

Bonus points for anyone who crosses the finish line with more gherkins than they started with.

Politically Correct Rule: Single legged contestants are not allowed to play this game no matter how much they complain.

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