The
wedding is to take place in Paris on Liberation of Paris Day 2006.
The couple are to stay in the Paris suite of the Paris Hotel, Paris.
Hilton's
wedding dress will be made out of the finest Paris weaved silk, spun by
some of the most exhausted-from-drinking-wine-from-Paris, Paris
silk worms.
Wedding
sculpture: Paris and Paris in wedding top hat and tails, sculpted
out of Plaster of Paris.
On
the menu the main course will be Paris-Brest chicken with whipped cream
[recipe here]
with a selection of Paris vegetables.
Desert:
Paris Pears with Paris Brandy Punch Ice cream.
To
entertain in the after-dinner dance, Paris' native musician Betty Paris
will make a rare performance with her Paris Players.
The
movie will be either Paris (1979), Paris (2003), Paris (1998),
Paris (1929), Paris (1936), Paris (1954), Paris (1951),
Paris (1985) (TV), "Paris" (1994), Paris (1924),
Paris (1926) or maybe Paris, Texas (1984).
An
exclusive picture deal is to be signed with French celebrity magazine
Paris
Match.