theVoiceofReason.com
in association with the World Comedian Alliance proudly presents the
Laura Bush Joke Book collection.
This
is your chance to build a library of some of the First Lady's finest jokes...
No
modern joke library is complete without:
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Somebody,
take my husband please...* The Laura Bush Jokes Volume One |
*Includes
the classic George
Bush Quiche joke, the timeless George
Bush at the Pearly Gates skit
and that hilarious spoof
conversation with Condi Rice...
(Also
available: The Laura Bush Jokes Volume 2-8)
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Building
on the success of earlier volumes, Laura Bush embraces self deprecating humour,
including this Joan Rivers classic from 1974:
I'm
getting getting ready for bed. I'm standing in front of a full length mirror taking
a hard look at myself: I say to George: "I look in the mirror and I see an
old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum
is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby. Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."
George thinks about it
for a little and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight". |
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It's
the way I tell 'em... Even more jokes from Laura Bush |
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She's
back, this time with a timeless collection of mother in law jokes...
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Let
me tell you about my mother in law... Laura Bush Unleashed... |
Catch
up on all of Laura's Mother in law jokes, including:
Barbara
Bush
said to me, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." I said: "Good,
I'm being buried at sea." |
And
not forgetting:
"You
can tell when Barbara Bush is coming around to stay at the ranch because the mice
throw themselves on the mousetraps..." |
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Coming
soon:
Catch
Laura Bush on Tour in her one woman show: Desperate First Lady!
