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May 2, 2005
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The Laura Bush Joke Book Collection

Move over Joan Rivers, Laura takes the mic...

theVoiceofReason.com in association with the World Comedian Alliance proudly presents the Laura Bush Joke Book collection.

This is your chance to build a library of some of the First Lady's finest jokes...

No modern joke library is complete without:

Somebody, take my husband please...* The Laura Bush Jokes Volume One

*Includes the classic George Bush Quiche joke, the timeless George Bush at the Pearly Gates skit and that hilarious spoof conversation with Condi Rice...

(Also available: The Laura Bush Jokes Volume 2-8)

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Building on the success of earlier volumes, Laura Bush embraces self deprecating humour, including this Joan Rivers classic from 1974:

I'm getting getting ready for bed. I'm standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at myself: I say to George: "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby. Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
George thinks about it for a little and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
It's the way I tell 'em... Even more jokes from Laura Bush

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She's back, this time with a timeless collection of mother in law jokes...

Let me tell you about my mother in law... Laura Bush Unleashed...

Catch up on all of Laura's Mother in law jokes, including:

Barbara Bush said to me, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

And not forgetting:

"You can tell when Barbara Bush is coming around to stay at the ranch because the mice throw themselves on the mousetraps..."

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Coming soon:

Catch Laura Bush on Tour in her one woman show: Desperate First Lady!

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