in association with the World Comedian Alliance proudly presents the
Laura Bush Joke Book collection.
is your chance to build a library of some of the First Lady's finest jokes...
modern joke library is complete without:
take my husband please...* The Laura Bush Jokes Volume One
the classic George
Bush Quiche joke, the timeless George
Bush at the Pearly Gates skit
and that hilarious spoof
conversation with Condi Rice...
available: The Laura Bush Jokes Volume 2-8)
on the success of earlier volumes, Laura Bush embraces self deprecating humour,
including this Joan Rivers classic from 1974:
getting getting ready for bed. I'm standing in front of a full length mirror taking
a hard look at myself: I say to George: "I look in the mirror and I see an
old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum
is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby. Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."
George thinks about it
for a little and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
the way I tell 'em... Even more jokes from Laura Bush
back, this time with a timeless collection of mother in law jokes...
me tell you about my mother in law... Laura Bush Unleashed...
up on all of Laura's Mother in law jokes, including:
said to me, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." I said: "Good,
I'm being buried at sea."
can tell when Barbara Bush is coming around to stay at the ranch because the mice
throw themselves on the mousetraps..."
Laura Bush on Tour in her one woman show: Desperate First Lady!