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April 11, 2005
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Britney IS Pregnant - Get Your Britney Spears Preg-Pillow™ Here

Your chance to look just like your singing superstar!

As first seen on theVoiceofReason.com in March, be the first to own a Britney Preg-Pillow!

For all real fans who follow the glittering career of one of the world's most talked about singing-dancing-sensations, you now have a once in a lifetime opportunity to look pregnant just like Britney Spears while she is actually pregnant!

Scare the willies out of your parents, and impress your school buddies, by shoving a pillow up your shirt...! All for only $19.98 (+ tax and shipping).

This Britney Preg-Pillow, aimed at the under 16's market, can be yours in under 10 days for only $19.98 (+tax and shipping)
Britney Preg Pillow

What are you waiting for? Be one of the first on your block to shove a pillow up your shirt so that you look just like everyone's favorite singy-dancy-preggers icon!!!

Look banged up just like your favourite super star!
Britney Spears - Pregnant

Testimonial's:

"I am a late-middle-aged, professional, hairy male, Britney Spears impersonator, and so I immediately bought a Britney Preg-Pillow from your store. (There was just no time to cultivate a beer belly!) Thank you for the Britney Preg-Pillow it has saved my career! 'Oops, I did it again!' has never been such a crowd pleaser!"

"I have followed Britney's career from the Mickey Mouse Club days. After I have finished wearing my Preg-Pillow every day for the next 6 months, it will take pride of place in my Britney tribute room right next to those oversized ears!"

"No true Britney fan can be without this sign of solidarity in her current state of pregnancy."

"I ordered three Britney Preg-Pillows. If Britney wants to get pregnant I want triplets!"

"The scientists at the Britney Preg-Pillow company are onto something here I feel sure."

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