first seen on theVoiceofReason.com
be the first to own a Britney Preg-Pillow!
all real fans who follow the glittering career of one of the world's
most talked about singing-dancing-sensations, you now have a once in a lifetime
opportunity to look pregnant just like Britney Spears while she is actually pregnant!
the willies out of your parents, and impress your school buddies, by shoving a
pillow up your shirt...! All for only $19.98 (+ tax and shipping).
Britney Preg-Pillow, aimed at the under 16's market, can be yours in under 10
days for only $19.98 (+tax and shipping)
are you waiting for? Be one of the first on your block to shove a pillow up your
shirt so that you look just like everyone's favorite singy-dancy-preggers icon!!!
banged up just like your favourite super star!
"I am a late-middle-aged, professional, hairy male, Britney Spears impersonator,
and so I immediately bought a Britney Preg-Pillow from your store. (There was
just no time to cultivate a beer belly!) Thank you for the Britney Preg-Pillow
it has saved my career! 'Oops, I did it again!' has never been such
a crowd pleaser!"
"I have followed Britney's career from the Mickey Mouse Club days. After
I have finished wearing my Preg-Pillow every day for the next 6 months, it
will take pride of place in my Britney tribute room right next to those oversized
true Britney fan can be without this sign of solidarity in her current state of
ordered three Britney Preg-Pillows. If Britney wants to get pregnant I want triplets!"
scientists at the Britney Preg-Pillow company are onto something here I feel sure."