Rock Idol!, the latest in reality TV programming, is the search for five individuals
to make up the world's premier air rock group...
Gonad: Air Guitar and Vocals
on the show, which is currently in development, have already auditioned over 4,500
hopefuls who specialise in anything from air guitar to air drums.
five winners will get a one year contract to perform together in Wal Mart owned
car parks around the world.
spokesman for Air Musicians International, the newly formed union for air musicians,
members no longer need any musical talent whatsoever, they just need to be punctual."
organisers say there are still a few vacancies for air musicians who specialise
in air saxophone, air violin and air glockenspiel.
Smith: Air Tambourine
Humble: Air Keyboard
Noobie: Air Bass/ Air Vocals
Morrison: Air Drums and cymbals