March 3, 2005
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Air Rock Idol!, the latest in reality TV programming, is the search for five individuals to make up the world's premier air rock group...

Chuck Gonad: Air Guitar and Vocals

Organisers on the show, which is currently in development, have already auditioned over 4,500 hopefuls who specialise in anything from air guitar to air drums.

The five winners will get a one year contract to perform together in Wal Mart owned car parks around the world.

A spokesman for Air Musicians International, the newly formed union for air musicians, told us:

"Band members no longer need any musical talent whatsoever, they just need to be punctual."

The organisers say there are still a few vacancies for air musicians who specialise in air saxophone, air violin and air glockenspiel.

Kerry Smith: Air Tambourine
Gary Humble: Air Keyboard
Hubie Noobie: Air Bass/ Air Vocals
Mark Morrison: Air Drums and cymbals


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