
Air
Rock Idol!, the latest in reality TV programming, is the search for five individuals
to make up the world's premier air rock group...
Chuck
Gonad: Air Guitar and Vocals |
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Organisers
on the show, which is currently in development, have already auditioned over 4,500
hopefuls who specialise in anything from air guitar to air drums.
The
five winners will get a one year contract to perform together in Wal Mart owned
car parks around the world.
A
spokesman for Air Musicians International, the newly formed union for air musicians,
told us:
"Band
members no longer need any musical talent whatsoever, they just need to be punctual." |
The
organisers say there are still a few vacancies for air musicians who specialise
in air saxophone, air violin and air glockenspiel.
Hopefuls |
Kerry
Smith: Air Tambourine |  |
| Gary
Humble: Air Keyboard |  |
| Hubie
Noobie: Air Bass/ Air Vocals |  |
| Mark
Morrison: Air Drums and cymbals |  |
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