Does
this show Britney pregnant? or has she just stuffed a pillow under her shirt? |
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Is
Britney Spears about to release a pillow to coincide with her becoming pregnant?
Why won't anybody tell us?
What
the Britney Pregnancy Pillow, aimed at the under 16's market, might look like |
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Instructions:
To use the Britney preg-pillow, simply stuff it down your pants to become instantly
apparently pregnant, just like your superstar hero....
The
pillows are available in ages 5-7, 7-8, 9-10, 10-11, 12, 13, 14 and 15.
Scare
the willies out of your parents, and impress your school friends...
The
Britney preg-pillow is the easy and safe way to become apparently pregnant without
the need for all that grunty jerky stuff....