The
organizers of the half time show for Super Bowl 39 revealed late last night what
extra wardrobe security measures were put in place to ensure that Paul McCartney
remained fully dressed throughout his performance.
McCartney
Security
 | Right
nipple protected by heat sensitive NASA probe Vacuum
sealed underpants Fly
welded shut by team of Marine specialists Underpants
fitted with low-impact crash bag in case of low pull to willy region |
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To
protect against this clear danger of 'builders botty' McCartney's rear was protected
with barbed wire stitching McCartney
wore an ass colored T-shirt which was long enough to cover any temporary exposure The
piano seat McCartney was sitting on was on rollers so if someone pulled from behind
he would go flying backwards and off stage, thus a rip was not possible on camera
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Janet
Jackson's right nipple was unavailable for comment.
