Feb 7, 2005
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Super Bowl 39: Paul McCartney's Wardrobe Security Revealed

T-shirt hid many security features...

The organizers of the half time show for Super Bowl 39 revealed late last night what extra wardrobe security measures were put in place to ensure that Paul McCartney remained fully dressed throughout his performance.

McCartney Security

Right nipple protected by heat sensitive NASA probe

Vacuum sealed underpants

Fly welded shut by team of Marine specialists

Underpants fitted with low-impact crash bag in case of low pull to willy region

  • To protect against this clear danger of 'builders botty' McCartney's rear was protected with barbed wire stitching
  • McCartney wore an ass colored T-shirt which was long enough to cover any temporary exposure
  • The piano seat McCartney was sitting on was on rollers so if someone pulled from behind he would go flying backwards and off stage, thus a rip was not possible on camera

Janet Jackson's right nipple was unavailable for comment.

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