Feb 8, 2005
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Game of Hokey Pokey Gives Middle East Best Hopes For Peace Yet

Middle East 1% less likely to explode tonight...

Israeli and Palestinian leaders met for their four yearly game of Hokey Pokey last night.

At one point their hands accidentally touched, giving the best hopes for peace in the Middle East since the last one.

Sharon and Abbas agree to put their right hand in, take their right hand out, put their right hand in and then shake it all about

Sources close to the talks said the leaders are not quite ready to put their left hand in yet, but hopes for the Hokey Pokey are good, and that's what it's all about.

In a briefing later, a spokesman for the Israeli government told reporters: "Ohh! Hokey pokey pokey."

A Palestinian official briefed in an almost similar vein, "Ohhh! Pokey pokey hokey."

Reliable sources close to the talks say that it's still too early to say if the sides will return to attempt a knees bend arm stretch rah rah rah!

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