Michael
Jackson's condition is said to be 'very
very iffy' following his overnight stay in hospital, Tuesday.
The
multi millionaire, who started off his sickie with claims of being very very
ill, admitted himself to hospital for tests. He was discharged after recovering
to the internationally recognized sickie excuse level of ill (or very iffy)
on the third day.
| Employees
on self-certified sickness are advised to follow the following sickie excuse timeline
for a 7 day absence from work/trial. [Remember, when phoning your employer/trial
judge talk slowly and try to sneeze within the first 25 seconds of the call. Prefix
the sentence in the right hand box with "I'm feeling...", or "My
wife is feeling", or "My client is feeling..."]: |
Tuesday
(Day 1) | Very
very ill | Wednesday
(Day 2) |
Very ill/Very very iffy indeed | Thursday
(Day 3) | Ill
/ Very iffy | Friday
(Day 4) |
Iffy / Very very sniffly - don't want to chance it back just yet | Saturday
(Day 5) | Very
sniffly, but it's still too soon to come back in, in case I sneeze over someone
important | Sunday
(Day 6) | Bit
of a sniffle but otherwise mustn't grumble but the office/ trial is closed today
because it is a Sunday |
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Originally published by International Sickie Days Association |
The
trial is set to continue next week.
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We
have been asked to make it clear that it is standard hospital procedure to stick
an intravenous drip into any patient suspected of being very very ill.
