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New Book Reopens Controversy Over Final Resting Place of One of Hitler's Testicles
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Conspiracy
Controversy Reopens
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Adolf
Hitler's right testicle is hidden in the Royal Albert Hall, London, according
to a new book by American author Dan Breun. The
book, entitled The Hitler Testicle Code, bases a fictionalized story around
a popular conspiracy theory, dating back to 1932, which suggests the reason Hitler
turned to evil was because he was 'only firing on one of his love cylinders'. The
author says he has evidence that proves one of Adolf Hitler's testicles has been
hidden by British secret service agents in the Albert Hall for over 60 years. The
origins of the conspiracy can be found in a war time school playground song: Wartime
song, | (1st
Verse)
Hitler, he's only got one ball,
Goering has two but they are small,
Himmler
had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
(4th
Verse)
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His
mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small. | Proof,
says Dan Breun, that Hitler was a Unitesti |
Using
the latest sonar techniques a 3" by 3" crypt has been located underneath
the floor of the Albert Hall. This was sealed in 1942 by the British secret service
fearing that Nazi loyalists would attempt to find the testicle in an attempt to
grow another Hitler, according to Breun. Conservationists
refuse permission to dig down into the vault to find what is inside this mini
crypt. Other
evidence in The Hitler Testicle Code | 1)
Albert Hall, and Adolf Hitler both share the same initials: AH 2)
There is no photographic evidence that Hitler had two testicles. 3)
hitler when spelled backwards is reltih. When encrypted using a German wartime
cryptograph this translates to Albert Nut. 4)
The painting Mona Lisa is Adolf Hitler without the mustache. |
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